23 August 2008

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Obama's Convention Speech: Intercepted by the Circus!


Just got an email of from flying circus intel today. Apparently we've intercepted Obama's acceptance speech, planned for the convention in Denver.

Yeah baby, the Flying Circus is on point today and remember, we're bringing it to you first, so you don't have to bother tuning in the the Communist News Network.


My fellow Americans: As your future President I want to thank my supporters, for your mindless support of me, despite my complete lack of any legislative achievement, my pastor's relations with Louis Farrakhan and Libyan dictator Moamar Quadafi, or my blatantly leftist voting record while I present myself as some sort of bi-partisan agent of change. I also like how my supporters claim my youthful drug use and criminal behavior somehow qualifies me for the Presidency after 8 years of claiming Bush's youthful drinking disqualifies him. Your hypocrisy is a beacon of hope shining over a sea of political posing. I would also like to thank the Kennedy's for coming out in support of me. There's a lot of glamour behind the Kennedy name, even though JFK started the Vietnam War, his brother Robert illegally wiretapped Martin Luther King, Jr. and Teddy killed a female employee with whom he was having an extra marital affair and who was pregnant with his child. And I'm not going anywhere near the cousins, both literally and figuratively. And I'd like to thank Oprah Winfrey for her support. Her love of meaningless empty platitudes will be the force that propels me to the White House. Americans should vote for me, not because of my lack of experience or achievement , but because I make people feel good. Voting for me causes some white folk to feel relieved of their imagined, racist guilt. I say things that sound meaningful, but don't really mean anything because Americans are tired of things having meaning. If things have meaning, then that means you have to think about them. Americans are tired of thinking. It's time to shut down the brain, and open up the heart. So when you go to vote, remember don't think, just do. And do it for me.

Thank You.
Barack Hussein Obama, Jr.

6 comments:

Findalis said...

I doubt he'd really say that, but it is his whole campaign in a nutshell.

Great blog you have here, but can you do this old vet a small favor and make the lettering a bit brighter. Got old eyes now.

Autorotate said...

Consider it done ;) Thanks for the visit!

Findalis said...

Thank you. I've posted this on my blog today A NEW BLOGGER.

I hope it helps.

Jungle Mom said...

I came over from Findalis'
hello from Paraguay!

MK said...

Good one Autorotate and unfortunately accurate. Like Jungle Mom, wandered in via Findalis', g'day from Australia.

Debbie said...

This was a great article.

Debbie Hamilton
Right Truth

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